World in the Making

Dinner Belle; or, Ye Supper Fools Gladly

A Texas woman faces charges for making a multitude of nuisance calls to 911, including one to complain that her husband refused to eat his dinner.

Decorations of Reds on a Green Christmas Tree

According to a posting at Andrew Breibart's Big Government website, the Christmas tree at the White House is decorated with at least one ornament displaying an image of Communist dictator and mass murderer Mao Tse Tung— and another, of a "legendary" transvestite, one Hedda Lettuce.

Saab Story

General Motors will close down all operations of Saab and discontinue marketing vehicles under that brand.

Chasing Tail, Tiger Turns to Butter

To the growing list of women with whom Tiger Woods has cheated on his wife, add one Cori Rist, whom he met in New York at Club Butter.

Don't Leaf Me Now; or, Lawn But Not Forgotten

Before the last of the illegal aliens from Mexico is deported, would someone please make sure they leave behind instructions for operating a leaf blower.

Tiger, By His Tail

Another woman, this one described as a Las Vegas model, reveals in a story sold to the Sunday Mirror that she had an affair with pro golfer Tiger Woods.

Bow to Win Friends and Influence People

Photos in a video posted on YouTube contrast the self-respecting, appropriate comportment of a multitude of world leaders on meeting the emperor of Japan, with the self-abasing, inappropriate bowing on that occasion by President of the United States Barack Hussein Obama.